List of Eddie Izzard Quotes

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Eddie Izzard
Total Quotes 160
They tend to come out a colour called 'pants left in wash'
Pants Comedy Colour
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
Mean Comedian Acting
The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. you can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.
Drama Lines Comedy
I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.
Character Psychosis Play
I don't believe that competitions are important.
Believe Competition Important
Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. i am transgender, i decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.
Cards Honest Transgender
You piss me off you salmon... you're too expensive in restaurants.
Money Salmon Restaurants
I'd like to have sex with myself.
Sex
You have the american dream! the dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go thbbbbbt.
Dream Growing Up Gutters
People still talk about a british sense of humour, or french slapstick or how the germans have no sense of humour - and it's just rubbish. i do strongly feel that we are all the bloody same.
People Rubbish Slapstick
If i were achilles i would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Funny Sarcastic Block
San francisco! city of dreaming spires, people live here... golden gate bridge, ahh the romans came here.
Dream Bridges Cities
  • Born: February 7, 1962
  • Occupation: Comedian
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