List of Dick Gregory Quotes

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Dick Gregory
Total Quotes 128
I am one of the funniest people on the planet.
People Planets
That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.
People Easy Nightclubs
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Hell Hath No Fury Hell Fury
I'm not a comic. i'm a humorist.
Comic Humorists
I consider myself always a humorist. and i think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.
Thinking People Laughing
When i go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.
Athlete Airports White
Audiences feel no hatred from me. because i'm not bitter.
Hatred Bitter Feels
A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. but if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million afro-americans were there.
Intelligence Events Afros
I was born and raised in st. louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? that ain't my world.
Block Men Eight
When i was a boy, i was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'i've been gypped,' or, 'he welshed on the deal.'
Boys Expression Insulting
I used to get letters saying, 'i didn't know black children and white children were the same.'
Children White Black
When i first broke through, there was only nbc, cbs and abc, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn't no 24-hour news.
Morning Nbc Evening
  • Born: October 12, 1932
  • Occupation: Comedian
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