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List of Chris Farley Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 18 inspiring quotes by Chris Farley.

About Chris Farley

  • Born: February 15, 1964
  • Died: December 18, 1997
  • Occupation: Comedian
    • You gotta fight for your right to vote!
    Fighting Vote Right To Vote
    I was in the pritikin center in santa monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. i'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. so i escaped. tom arnold picked me up and we went to le dome and had tons of desserts.
    Nuts Trying Pounds
    I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
    Weight Demon Stills
    I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. it's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. but i'm curbing them because i want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. so i try to fight those demons.
    Fighting Two Battle
    Once i thought that if i just had enough in the bank, if i had enough fame, that it would be all right. but i'm a human being like everyone else. i'm not exempt.
    Would Be Had Enough Fame
    I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. but they do. it's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. i still have to work at relationships. i still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
    Stars Thinking Law
    I want to live fast and die young.
    Want Young Live Fast
    I live in a van down by the river.
    Rivers Vans Saturday Night Live
    Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
    Fall Laughing Falling Down
    Basically, i only play one character; i just play him at different volumes.
    Character Play Different
    In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
    Kings Reality Land
    People need a time to laugh. it's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'i may be bad, honey, but i'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
    Average People Laughing
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