List of Ben Elton Quotes

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Ben Elton
Total Quotes 41
I did not vote labour because they've heard of oasis and nobody is going to vote tory because william hague has got a baseball cap.
Baseball Oasis Vote
You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
Old Lady Fund Pension
If i did things for the money, i'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when i was hot enough to be offered them, and 'police academy 6,' which i was asked to write.
Writing Police Hot
Yes, ok, farty is a silly word. i wish i'd never used it. i'm 34. perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
Stupid Silly Wish
You think i look like a teletubby?
Thinking Looks
The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
Real Doe World
I try hard not to preach, but i get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.
Running Mistake Risk
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Psychology Special Violence
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
People Waiting Natural
Books are the key. a book cannot be accessed from afar. you have to hold it, you have to read it.
Book Keys Afar
I loved writing 'two brothers' more than anything else i have written. it's the first book i've written that i've always known i wanted to write. having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
Brother Book Writing
I don't consider myself jewish. i am half-jewish by race but not through my mother.
Mother Race Half
  • Born: May 3, 1959
  • Occupation: Stand-up Comedian
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