Best Funny Simpsons Quotes Collection

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But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
Drink Funny Simpsons Funniest Simpsons
Pffft, english. who needs that? i'm never going to england.
Needs England Funny Simpsons
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
Funny Simpsons Good Things Ends
I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no god.
Proposal Funny Simpsons Flat Tax
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Jars Twins Funny Simpsons
The strong must protect the sweet.
Sweet Strong Funny Simpsons
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow
Wake Up Tomorrow Funny Simpsons
I've always wondered if there was a god. and now i know there is -- and it's me.
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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Loneliness Funny Simpsons Comic Book Guy
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, superman. homer simpson
Men Praying Funny Simpsons
But marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? each week we just make god madder and madder.
What If Funny Simpsons Week
I thought i had an appetite for destruction, but all i wanted was a club sandwich.
Sandwiches Clubs Funny Simpsons

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