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You try various things when you're growing up. i was an attache in the foreign service for a while and then i drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.
-Dylan Moran
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You Try Various Things When You're Growing

Dylan Moran
You try various things when you're growing up. i was an attache in the foreign service for a while and then i drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.
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