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When those waiters ask me if i want some fresh ground pepper, i ask if they have any aged pepper.
-Andy Rooney
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When Those Waiters Ask Me If I

Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if i want some fresh ground pepper, i ask if they have any aged pepper.
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