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When my husband edgar and i were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. it was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that i should have the baby.
-Joan Rivers
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When My Husband Edgar And I Were

Joan Rivers
When my husband edgar and i were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. it was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that i should have the baby.
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