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When i get a very generous introduction like that i explain that i'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand i'm irish and the irish are very emotionally moved. my mother is irish and she cries during beer commercials.
-Barry McCaffrey
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When I Get A Very Generous Introduction

Barry McCaffrey
When i get a very generous introduction like that i explain that i'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand i'm irish and the irish are very emotionally moved. my mother is irish and she cries during beer commercials.
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