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When asked to borrow money: "i'll see what my lawyer says. . . . and if he says yes, i'll get another lawyer.
-W. C. Fields
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When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See

W. C. Fields
When asked to borrow money: "i'll see what my lawyer says. . . . and if he says yes, i'll get another lawyer.
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