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What i don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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What I Don't Understand Is How Women

Jerry Seinfeld
What i don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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