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We did talk about cheese on our first date.
-Jane Kaczmarek
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We Did Talk About Cheese On Our

Jane Kaczmarek
We did talk about cheese on our first date.
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I like cottage cheese. that's why i want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. how about studio apartment cheese? tent cheese? mobile home cheese? do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.
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Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. you can draw american cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. it's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "hey mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "every now and then!"
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I used to live with two other guys. we used to cook two things. the first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn't have to wash up. that's obviously quite mediterranean; the other one was less complex. it was just called 'cheese fantasy.' that's where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there's some cheese on it.
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Valentines day is being marketed as a date movie. i think its more of a first-date movie. if your date likes it, do not date that person again. and if you like it, there may not be a second date.
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I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and i had a box of crackers and a can of easy cheese. it was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese i had applied on each cracker. that's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of easy cheese. it's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. if you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too.
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Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. those are stories. funny stories. awkward stories. stories we love to share, because by sharing them, we get something out of the hour or two we wasted on the wrong person. but that's all bad first dates are: short stories. good first dates are more than short stories. they are first chapters. on a good first date, everything is springtime. and when a good first date becomes a relationship, the springtime lingers. even after it's over, there can be springtime.
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