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We are all a little weird. and we like to think that there is always someone weirder. i mean, i am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “well, at least i am not as weird as you,” and i am thinking, “well, at least i am not as weird as the people in the loony bin,” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “well, at least i am an orange”.
-Jim Gaffigan
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We Are All A Little Weird. And

Jim Gaffigan
We are all a little weird. and we like to think that there is always someone weirder. i mean, i am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “well, at least i am not as weird as you,” and i am thinking, “well, at least i am not as weird as the people in the loony bin,” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “well, at least i am an orange”.
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