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Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke i most recently came up with that surprised me the first time i thought of it.
-Demetri Martin
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Usually My Favorite Joke Is Whichever Joke

Demetri Martin
Usually my favorite joke is whichever joke i most recently came up with that surprised me the first time i thought of it.
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