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This is a thing i read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. now, i know what i think every 7.3 seconds. it's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
-Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
This is a thing i read by a scientist... it said scientists now say that a man thinks about sex once every 7.3 seconds. now, i know what i think every 7.3 seconds. it's just a bunch of meaningless gibberish.
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