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They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of houdini torture tank of doom. how do you breathe in there? it looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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They Seal The Subway Change-booth Guy Up

Jerry Seinfeld
They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of houdini torture tank of doom. how do you breathe in there? it looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.
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