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There's going to be a new cable-tv channel for dogs. dogs don't even watch tv. but the schedule came out today. and they've got great shows, like barks & recreation and game of bones.
-Craig Ferguson
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There's Going To Be A New Cable-tv

Craig Ferguson
There's going to be a new cable-tv channel for dogs. dogs don't even watch tv. but the schedule came out today. and they've got great shows, like barks & recreation and game of bones.
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