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There are reports that if joe biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly.
-Jimmy Fallon
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There Are Reports That If Joe Biden

Jimmy Fallon
There are reports that if joe biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing says confidence like promising your presidency would be over quickly.
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