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The last birthday that's any good is 23.
-Andy Rooney
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The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

Andy Rooney
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
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The first thing i did when i was forty years old, i put handcuffs on and i jumped off alcatraz prison and swam to san francisco handcuffed. that made national publicity. then, there were three or four years where i would do more difficult feats. another birthday i towed a thousand pound boat across the golden gate. on my 65th birthday i towed 65 boats a mile and a half in tokyo. on my 70th birthday i towed 70 boats with 70 people in it with my feet and hands tied a mile and a half in long beach.... my next birthday i will be 93. i'm gonna tow my wife across the bathtub.
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One of the best moments is right here (during history tour in copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). right here. it’s right in the middle of the show and it’s my birthday and i’m thousands of miles away from my family. when they surprised me with the full marching band and then they brought out this huge, beautiful birthday cake.. i realized that i’ve got family all over the world. everywhere i go, because my fans really show me the love and i love them just as much.
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