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The illinois senate passed a bill on wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. the bill was passed after the state senator said, 'come on, dude, pass it. come on.'
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Jimmy Fallon
The illinois senate passed a bill on wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. the bill was passed after the state senator said, 'come on, dude, pass it. come on.'
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