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The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. they're instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. isn't that creepy? the guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.
-Jay Leno
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Jay Leno
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. they're instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. isn't that creepy? the guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.
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