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The entire island of martha's vineyard has gone obama crazy. there's even a cocktail that they've named after barack obama. it's called the obamarita. not to be confused with a cocktail inspired by john mccain, the cosmopoligrip. and then there was one a couple of years ago inspired by george w. bush, the mojidiot. of course, there was the bill clinton screwdriver.
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The Entire Island Of Martha's Vineyard Has

David Letterman
The entire island of martha's vineyard has gone obama crazy. there's even a cocktail that they've named after barack obama. it's called the obamarita. not to be confused with a cocktail inspired by john mccain, the cosmopoligrip. and then there was one a couple of years ago inspired by george w. bush, the mojidiot. of course, there was the bill clinton screwdriver.
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