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Monday is president's day and former president bill clinton is very excited. he is taking george bush, sr. to 'hooters'. ... george h.w. bush and bill clinton have been spending more and more time together. doesn't that seem like an unusual couple to you, honestly? earlier today they went to go see that gay cowboy movie.
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Monday Is President's Day And Former President

David Letterman
Monday is president's day and former president bill clinton is very excited. he is taking george bush, sr. to 'hooters'. ... george h.w. bush and bill clinton have been spending more and more time together. doesn't that seem like an unusual couple to you, honestly? earlier today they went to go see that gay cowboy movie.
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