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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. true, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
-W. C. Fields
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The Advantages Of Whiskey Over Dogs Are

W. C. Fields
The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. true, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
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