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That's right, mitt romney took on evander holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. but it was still not the worst boxing match we've seen this month. this weekend vladimir putin played in an exhibition hockey game with some former nhl players and scored eight goals. even evander holyfield and mitt romney said, 'that looks fake.'
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That's Right, Mitt Romney Took On Evander

Jimmy Fallon
That's right, mitt romney took on evander holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. but it was still not the worst boxing match we've seen this month. this weekend vladimir putin played in an exhibition hockey game with some former nhl players and scored eight goals. even evander holyfield and mitt romney said, 'that looks fake.'
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