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Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. i came home and you emerged from my furniture. you don't have to tell me how to feel. i don't need a hint.
-Demetri Martin
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Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump

Demetri Martin
Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. i came home and you emerged from my furniture. you don't have to tell me how to feel. i don't need a hint.
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