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Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
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Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated

Chi Chi Rodriguez
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
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