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Police in texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'barack obama' while trying to steal money from 35 atms. they could tell something was up when a guy named barack obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.
-Jimmy Fallon
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Police In Texas Arrested A Man Who

Jimmy Fallon
Police in texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'barack obama' while trying to steal money from 35 atms. they could tell something was up when a guy named barack obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.
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