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Oprah is rich; bill gates is wealthy. if bill gates woke up tomorrow with oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'i can't even put gas in my plane!'
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Oprah Is Rich; Bill Gates Is Wealthy.

Chris Rock
Oprah is rich; bill gates is wealthy. if bill gates woke up tomorrow with oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'i can't even put gas in my plane!'
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