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Number one: don't frisk me. don't hurt me physically. don't get anywhere near my neck. and don't call me regis.
-David Letterman
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Number One: Don't Frisk Me. Don't Hurt

David Letterman
Number one: don't frisk me. don't hurt me physically. don't get anywhere near my neck. and don't call me regis.
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