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Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. but she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.
-Hugh Laurie
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Now, My Mom Always Said Two Wrongs

Hugh Laurie
Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. but she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.
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