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Not unlike the toaster, i control darkness.
-Christopher Moore
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Not Unlike The Toaster, I Control Darkness.

Christopher Moore
Not unlike the toaster, i control darkness.
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Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. darkness is in reality the absence of light. light we can study, but not darkness. in fact we can use newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. you cannot measure darkness. a simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. how can you know how dark a certain space is? you measure the amount of light present. isn't this correct? darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present.
Dark Simple Reality
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at a time, it didn't think that the master, who lived alone and seemed to have few friends, would have wanted a toaster of such institutional proportions. with toast, it's quality that matters, not quantity.
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I remember when i was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a toaster. a free toaster. these days, if you're a company, and you go to a bank, they could easily turn you away! they don't want your deposits anymore.
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We cannot choose how many years we will live, but we can choose how much life those years will have. we cannot control the beauty of our face, but we can control the expression on it. we cannot control life's difficult moments but we can choose to make life less difficult. we cannot control the negative atmosphere of the world, but we can control the atmosphere of our minds. too often we try to choose and control things we cannot. too seldom we choose to control what we can ... our attitude.
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I want as much time in the darkness as i can possibly have. the darkness provides cover, the darkness provides places to hide and the darkness provides comfort. darkness usually comes around dinner, but dinner would be too obvious.
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I see at last that all the knowledge i wrung from the darkness - that darkness flung me - is worthless as ignorance: nothing comes from nothing the darkness from the darkness. pain comes from the darkness and we call it wisdom. it is pain.
Wisdom Pain Ignorance
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