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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Never Fight An Inanimate Object.

P. J. O'Rourke
Never fight an inanimate object.
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Welcome to fight club. the first rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club. the second rule of fight club is: you do not talk about fight club! third rule of fight club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. no shirt, no shoes, no weapons. seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. and the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight.
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The object of terrorism is terrorism. the object of oppression is oppression. the object of torture is torture. the object of murder is murder. the object of power is power. now do you begin to understand me?
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