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My whole life, i've been telling jokes.

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My Whole Life, I've Been Telling Jokes.

Brad Garrett

My whole life, i've been telling jokes.

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There are jokes i know i want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually i try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. i think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. and that can get a little boring.

I learned all those jokes in second grade. second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and misogynistic jokes that you have no idea what they mean, and you just memorize them because they have a very strong effect, they make people laugh in this kind of nervous, horrible way, and it's only later that you realize that you've got a head full of crap.

I have some speakers up here, thank god, because last night i didn't have them and i was telling jokes and i had no idea which joke i was telling. so i told jokes twice. i even told that one twice.

I make comedies and i always try... i don't try but i allow to have at least 5% of the jokes or have some jokes that i know will be understood by only about 5% of the audience. it's that guy in the corner who gets it and laughs. but he has to have his jokes too. that's part of my audience. part of my audience is the people who will only get certain things.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. i can only defend my jokes, and i have to live with my own jokes.

Jokes are better than war. even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

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