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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. they're still working the bugs out, though. every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
-Bob Hope
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My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A

Bob Hope
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. they're still working the bugs out, though. every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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