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My father didn't know george w. bush from adam.
-Ron Reagan
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My Father Didn't Know George W. Bush

Ron Reagan
My father didn't know george w. bush from adam.
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My name is adam. my father's name is adam. having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. my friends would always call up, 'is adam there?' my father would say, 'this is adam.' my friends would say, 'adam, you were so wasted last night.'
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So where does the name adam's apple come from? most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the forbidden fruit getting stuck in the throat of adam in the garden of eden. there is a problem with this theory because some hebrew scholars believe that the forbidden fruit was the pomegranate. the koran claims that the forbidden fruit was a banana. so take your pick---adam's apple, adam's pomegranate, adam's banana. eve clearly chewed before swallowing.
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I'm not going to tell you i know george w. bush intimately. i'm not going to tell you we're best friends. i'll tell you i met him on a number of occasions. you know what? george w. bush is a very nice guy. very funny guy. his wife is a very nice woman; i thought she was a great first lady. george [w.] bush was the worst president in the history of the united states of america... the issue is not bernie sanders. the issue is the koch brothers. the issue is who owns america.
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George w. bush gave a commencement speech at southern methodist university this weekend. it was pretty inspirational. he said, 'as i like to tell the 'c' students, you too can be president.' even george w. bush has george w. bush comedy material in his act.
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The gods were bored and so they created man. adam was bored because he was alone, so eve was created. thus boredom entered the world, and increased in proportion to the increase in population. adam was bored alone, then adam and eve were bored together; them adam and eve and cain and abel were bored en famille; then the population of the world increased, and the people were bored en masse.
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The bible is the story of two gardens: eden and gethsemane. in the first, adam took a fall. in the second, jesus took a stand. in the first, god sought adam. in the second, jesus sought god. in eden, adam hid from god. in gethsemane, jesus emerged from the tomb. in eden, satan led adam to a tree that led to his death. from gethsemane, jesus went to a tree that led to our life.
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