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My father can not finish a sentence. when we were kids he would go, 'girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'daddy, what is it?' 'what's what, honey?' 'the most important thing in life to remember.' 'oh, what's that?'
-Caroline Rhea
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My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence.

Caroline Rhea
My father can not finish a sentence. when we were kids he would go, 'girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'daddy, what is it?' 'what's what, honey?' 'the most important thing in life to remember.' 'oh, what's that?'
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