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Men accept compliments much better than women do. example: "mitch, you look great." mitch: "thanks." on the other side: "ruth, you look great." ruth: "i do? must be the lighting."
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Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women

Rita Rudner
Men accept compliments much better than women do. example: "mitch, you look great." mitch: "thanks." on the other side: "ruth, you look great." ruth: "i do? must be the lighting."
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