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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "whatever! why don't you send me an e-mail so i can delete it?"
-Jim Gaffigan
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It's Strange How Interesting Your Dreams Are,

Jim Gaffigan
It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "whatever! why don't you send me an e-mail so i can delete it?"
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