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In hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. they have sun tans. some of them have chauffeurs in rolls-royces waiting outside. they have their golf clubs ready in the car. there is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
-Allan Sherman
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Allan Sherman
In hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. they have sun tans. some of them have chauffeurs in rolls-royces waiting outside. they have their golf clubs ready in the car. there is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
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