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In hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
-Rita Rudner
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In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success

Rita Rudner
In hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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May this marriage be blessed.may this marriage be as sweet as milk and honey.may this marriage be as intoxicating as old wine.may this marriage be fruitful like a date tree.may this marriage be full of laughter and everyday a paradise.may this marriage be a seal of compassion for here and hereafter.may this marriage be as welcome as the full moon in the night sky.listen lovers, now you go on, as i become silent and kiss this blessed night.
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I love milk so much! i make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. so now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
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