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In her new book, sarah palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do it. still think she's not qualified to be president?
-Jimmy Fallon
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In Her New Book, Sarah Palin Says

Jimmy Fallon
In her new book, sarah palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do it. still think she's not qualified to be president?
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My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. she's always eating chocolate. and she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. you know, she'd be like keep me away from those chocolate bars, i'm addicted to them. and it's really annoying. so one day i put her in the car and i drove her downtown and i pointed out a crack addict. and i said you see that honey? why can't you be that skinny?
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