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In america, if a democrat even thinks you're calling him liberal he grabs an orange vest and a rifle and heads into the woods to kill something.
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In America, If A Democrat Even Thinks

Bill Maher
In america, if a democrat even thinks you're calling him liberal he grabs an orange vest and a rifle and heads into the woods to kill something.
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