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I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - i could go on! they used to call me 'rabbit' when i was a kid. i hate mushrooms, though. i apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you!
-Lisa Edelstein
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I'm Obsessed With Broccoli, Carrots, Celery, String

Lisa Edelstein
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - i could go on! they used to call me 'rabbit' when i was a kid. i hate mushrooms, though. i apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you!
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