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I'm always on the road, and i drive rental cars. sometimes i don't know what's going on with the car, and i'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. that doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. what kind of emergency is this? i need to not stop now. it's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I'm Always On The Road, And I

Mitch Hedberg
I'm always on the road, and i drive rental cars. sometimes i don't know what's going on with the car, and i'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. that doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. what kind of emergency is this? i need to not stop now. it's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.
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