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I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
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I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your

Moe Howard
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
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So where does the name adam's apple come from? most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the forbidden fruit getting stuck in the throat of adam in the garden of eden. there is a problem with this theory because some hebrew scholars believe that the forbidden fruit was the pomegranate. the koran claims that the forbidden fruit was a banana. so take your pick---adam's apple, adam's pomegranate, adam's banana. eve clearly chewed before swallowing.
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My name is adam. my father's name is adam. having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. my friends would always call up, 'is adam there?' my father would say, 'this is adam.' my friends would say, 'adam, you were so wasted last night.'
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The gods were bored and so they created man. adam was bored because he was alone, so eve was created. thus boredom entered the world, and increased in proportion to the increase in population. adam was bored alone, then adam and eve were bored together; them adam and eve and cain and abel were bored en famille; then the population of the world increased, and the people were bored en masse.
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The bible is the story of two gardens: eden and gethsemane. in the first, adam took a fall. in the second, jesus took a stand. in the first, god sought adam. in the second, jesus sought god. in eden, adam hid from god. in gethsemane, jesus emerged from the tomb. in eden, satan led adam to a tree that led to his death. from gethsemane, jesus went to a tree that led to our life.
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Boys and girls were both created with given attributes, and given the freedom to act and react. but adam was allowed to name all the animals, and eve was made from adam's rib, as a companion for him. no wonder she ate the apple, she was rebelling against a world where everything was stacked against her. she was just a prop to make adam happy.
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