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If your master is surly, from getting up early (and tempers are short in the morning), an inopportune joke is enough to provoke him to give you, at once, a month's warning.
-W. S. Gilbert
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If Your Master Is Surly, From Getting

W. S. Gilbert
If your master is surly, from getting up early (and tempers are short in the morning), an inopportune joke is enough to provoke him to give you, at once, a month's warning.
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