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I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. the clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "ok! i will talk louder, then!"
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading

Mitch Hedberg
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. the clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "ok! i will talk louder, then!"
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