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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'you're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' as though if there was a fire, i wasn't gonna run. if you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Was At This Casino Minding My

Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'you're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' as though if there was a fire, i wasn't gonna run. if you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
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