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I used to go to the improvisation comedy club every night in times square. how i didn't get killed in that area either means that 1) god is watching over me or 2) i am so insignificant to god that he didn't bother having me killed.
-Gilbert Gottfried
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I Used To Go To The Improvisation

Gilbert Gottfried
I used to go to the improvisation comedy club every night in times square. how i didn't get killed in that area either means that 1) god is watching over me or 2) i am so insignificant to god that he didn't bother having me killed.
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